The New S***, Stand Up and B****

The Price is Right:
My gf and I are going out for her 21st bday pretty soon. Can't wait to show her the ropes. I took off work that night just for it. So, I have a couple projects, one is the extremely odd noise I call music. My music name is Dr. Crackenstein. I write instrumental and I'm having a tough time convincing my gf I can produce good rawk because its so wierd. I got her an acoustic geetar for yule and she's finally getting down to learning some dischordia. She wants to remake "Wonderful World", the Ramones version, which I told her is a fuckin cover song anyways (Louie Armstrong). An so I laid all the cords down on my computator which I programmed note by note using Buzz. (see buzzmachines.com) And she wants to learn all the chords for it so I wrote 'em all down and now she's practicing and getting good.

The Price is Right: So I can get totally ripped for almost free at my downtown pharmacy. Try this mixture:
Zak's Boom-Fizz Herb Toke.
1 g Damiana (Turnera diffusa aphrodisiaca)
1 g Coltsfoot (Asarum canadense)
.5 g Datura (Datura stramonium)
And roll it all up or smoke it in your pipe.
The cost: buy all ingredients by the ounce and have 30 doses for US$4.00!
It went great with smooth a Kentucky Bourbon by the name of Ezra Brooks (great standalone whiskey, too btw).
Not quite as good as Salvia Divinatorum but if you really like that horrible stuff this mix might not do it for you. But I "highly" recommend it if you are looking for a cheap, legal buzz.