The Price is Right:
Dumb Jokes From Wisconsin!
Q. Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a semi?
A. Because he was playin' On the Road Again.
Q. How do you break a geek's finger?
A. Punch him in the nose.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A. Because she was f----n' Goofy.
Q. How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but it takes a long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.
Q. What's purple, two feet long, and goes like this? (funny face)
A. I don't know either but it's right there. (point to shoulder)